:all i really want is an old gentleman best friend →
who will fall in love with me and then i can take him to family picnics and it’ll be really awkward because my family will be so disappointed in me but we won’t care because we’ll be so in love and we’ll discuss our mutual fondness for stale biscuits and free mints and charles dickens and tea. that really doesn’t seem like much to ask for. aren’t old people supposed to be lonely? i wanted to...